Mayhem “Funeral Fog”

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

HHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

ROOOOOOOOFFFF!!!

SING SCARY VOICE! SING! NO UNDERSTAND YOUR WORDS! SING SING SCARY CREACHUR! SING! BARK!

HOOOOWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!

*doge distract with headbang*

*stamp paws*

SO RAW EMOTION! VERY DRUMCRASHING!

*SHRED PILLOWS*

Doge think scary sing creachur may have frog in throwt. Maybe become zombie? SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! CREACHUR! SIIIIIINNNNNGGG!

SUCH BANG DRUMS!

SO SHRED GUITAR!

HooooWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DOGE EARS NOW DESTROYED BY SILENCE*

*DOGE QUIETLY PONDERS MEANING OF EXISTENCE*

*DOGE PEES ON SHRED PILLOWS*

BARK!

Doge_scary

zZz “Grip”

Pulse bounce. Much bounce pulse!

PULSE GROW LEGS, WHAT?!

Ohhh, doge have dizzy SUCH DIZZY, very spin! Wow!

Such yellow! Very flip! So talent!

Bark! Chase umbrella! Bark!

So smoke. Bad for lungs. Maybe try nicotine patch.

JUMP! BARK! JUMPJUMPJUMP! BARKBARK!

WHY THEY HIT YELLOW GIRL WITH BOX?! Doge think is rude.

SO BALLOONS! ALL BALLOONS WOW! And now all gone. Doge sad.

A!   bark!    B!    bark! Doge think they miss few alphabetz with all those Zs.

Weird guy paint line? Doge hope he get paid proper wages for hazzarduss job while flips perform.

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Pink Floyd “BIKE” (Lyric Version)

BIKE! Doge like chase bike!

Girl? Where girl?

So clash!

Girl back again.

Such ringy dingy!

Yes yes, please give bike!

Very sudden clash!

Wow girl fit in everyplace?

BARK! Mouse eat Doge cheese. Can’t have cheese. Doge chase mouse.

OH, GERALD! WE LIKE GERALD! Gerald good name. GERALD GIVE TREAT? GERALD GIVE GINGERBREAD MAN TO DOGE?

SO sudden CLASH!

Dish? Dish where? Dish have treat??

Bark! Group ending! Such together! Very chorus! Much sing!

*whine**whimper*Doge scared. Why scary creepy labyrinth noises? David Bowie directing the creepy? *hide under table**whimper**whine*

BARK! NO SCARY DUCK LAUGHS! BARK! DOGE CHASE DUCK! BARK!BARK!BARK!

Doge duck chase success. No more creep.

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turn down for what — BARK! NSFW! BARK!

**Doge warns: much adult bits shaking in video. all clothed. such bits!**

 

Doge nervous, such shaking! VERY SHOULDER JERK! ALL FLOOR SLAM!

OMG DOGE TERRIFIED. SO HUMPING! zombie boner?!

BUTT FACE SLAM?!

WTF ALIEN BOOBS?!

PENIS PANTS!

CRUSH THAT GLASS, BOOBS

SO PARTY!

SUCH PENIS POKING

SUCH FACE BOOB RUB

shhh! such sleeping guy

shhh! such all sleeping peoples

such NOT SLEEPING PENIS.

Doge think someone slip dancer valium before party. much doctor consult after 4 hours.

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type-O-negative, WOW.

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very creep. much Dracula. so monster! alllllll sexy voice. voice give Doge boner.

AH! green eyes give scare! MUCH creep! BARK!

Doge wonder how scary dudes not wind up more popular.

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BOOTY-TRIFECTA, WOOF!

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friend ask Doge watch booty-trifecta. Doge say ok. much nervous, very booty!

MUCH LIPS! VERY PINK! So skinny hate! Creepy haircut girls? WOOF! Can haz cupcake?? SO INVASIVE BUTT GRAB! Doge disappoint, hope consent. Doge wonder when 10 year old become bass? So early body issues! SUCH DANCE, GUY, SUCH DANCE! Doge like the fat guy. Fat guy give cupcake?

Doge think Bass good for dance, but parody better.

WHY WARNING?! SUCH SPACE! SO COUNTDOWN! Doge scared. BARK! defense! BARK!

grrrr…

sudden booty! very bark! BARK! so designer swimsuit. very nekked lightshow! BARK! Jennifer Lopez. BARK! such hot! very woof! so twerk! all the NSFeyes! Doge boner. BARK! so scary dark lady in heals! ooh, flexible.

Doge think friend take butt lessons from Lopez– corgitwerkgif

ooooh, trees! Doge like birdz. woof! amazons?!BARK! dribbly coconuts–can drink? much posing. very outfit matching. Doge think anaconda dude sound familiar. BARK! WORKOUT! BARK! such sneakers! very flex! so chair! Doge wonder what happen to Minaj’ underwear? Anaconda steal it? grrrr! Will defend Nicki! OUCH WHY SLAM FLOOR WITH HIPS? Doge think painful. Wait, Doge confuse–Nicki miss meals? Why Nicki no have food? DOGE CAN HELP, will find cheeseburger.

BARK!BARK! UNDERWEAR THIEF AGAIN! Doge think Nicki try gold chains for underwear, then maybe not lose. WOOF, consensual butt touch?? Doge hope so! OH, Nicki have kitchen! How Nicki miss meals? OH, Nicki wear food. BARK, Nicki, eat food, no wear it. Doge disappoint. Doge wonder where chair come from? butt dancer scare chair guy. BARK! butt dancer scare Doge!

Doge give props on sneaky Eiffel Tower lyrics, but Doge think Nicki sing snakes better. Nicki very educate about anaconda.